Sunday, December 28, 2008

Divine nonchalance

I hadn't realized just how many dangers lurked on my morning walk to work, until I started to read the signs along the way...

Contains Chemicals

Mechanized Gate Will Crush You

Emanations may cause normalcy and other disabilities

7 comments:

Bones said...

Just one more reason to love The City.

TB said...

The people effected by the last sign can use one of these:

http://www.ericisgreat.com/tinfoilhats/

Caryn Caldwell said...

Oh, wow. How funny. It's a wonder you make it to and from work unscathed.

Katie said...

The 'moving gate' one is preventable. The other two - a little on the terrifying side. Wow. ...and those are things that any of us could be walking by / through at any moment.

LotusMonkey said...

god, you are SO funny, C-Belle! lol

Bones said...

Billy, I saw a good one today. It was a quarter machine that read:

Super Bouncy Balls
Do Not Eat

Chemical Billy said...

Bones, I should have read that one. Now I have Bouncy Stomach Syndrome.