So, you know in cartoons, when someone like Yosemite Sam would get whacked in the face with a frying pan? He'd vibrate from the impact for minutes afterward.
Or, like the Ball Thing in I Heart Huckabees?
This week I got smacked in the face by my Day Job, and I'm still feeling like a dish of mold. So, to all you lovely readers, my apologies, I should be as close to human as I get...soon.