Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Promiscuous Billy (90.18%)

I've been a bad blogger. I haven't been posting, haven't been leaving comments on the brilliant blogs of brilliant bloggers who leave comments on mine. I haven't written about things found between couch cushions yet, either.
Slut-o-Meter
And today I find out I'm also 90.18% slutty, thanks to the Slut-o-Meter.

For all the other things, I will mend my ways, I will.

But the sluttiness, well, I don't think I can help that.

11 comments:

Caryn said...

All that stuff you mentioned? Yeah. You should be ashamed. Deeply ashamed. But about the sluttiness? I agree--it just makes life better.

Geo said...

Oh, what does Google know anyway, besides everything? Certainly not our souls.

anne said...

0%!! How?? Why??
Will you give me some of yours? Please?

azuremonkey said...

I'm somehow negative slutty (-26%). I don't know how that's possible, but I think I know what it means:

I can put in my claim in for sainthood now.

Survival Cookies said...

I get a lousy 2.91% Promiscuity - What the Hell!? I can be Slutty!

Even Mother Teresa gets 3.36%
Gandhi got 2.56%
Pope John Paul II gets 7.64%
and Anna Nicole Smith got a wopping 80.34% (but we didn't need a slut-o-meter to know that)

- I now somehow feel dirty

Survival Cookies said...

BTW: I just discovered that if I change my name to "Quimby Smelling" I can achieve 100% Slutness... now to see if that works on the ladies.

Sylvana said...

I got 36.67%. I think that is a good dose. Enough to keep me interesting but not enough to get me into trouble ;)

Bones said...

Whoo-hoo! I may be a measley 3.38 percent, but my cat is 100 percent slut!

Joseph K said...

About 3% slutty. CB, I need some help in the sluttiness department. A lot of help. I have the same sluttiness as the pope, which is not so suprising.

jkirlin said...

25.66 slutty. Funny, it always felt like more.

Chemical Billy said...

You are all welcome to a share of my sluttiness, as apparently you all need it. Except for bones' cat.

And, jk - it felt like more to me, too.