I've been a bad blogger. I haven't been posting, haven't been leaving comments on the brilliant blogs of brilliant bloggers who leave comments on mine. I haven't written about things found between couch cushions yet, either.
And today I find out I'm also 90.18% slutty, thanks to the Slut-o-Meter.
For all the other things, I will mend my ways, I will.
But the sluttiness, well, I don't think I can help that.